![]() ![]() ![]() The scientists aren't supposed to judge the opponents but you can hear them judging you before it is drowned out again by the petri dish saying "blurbflaburbiiipauuubunlublluuu!!!" They reward it with mountain dew when it does the taunting and no scoped like some fucked up Pavlov's dog behavioral reinforcement. The scientists just pour mountain dew into the petri dish brain guy each time he wins a match in Halo and they just take notes about it while I am crying endlessly into the Xbox live chat. I am being teabagged by an 80s horror movie trope on fucking blood gulch. ![]() You hear "blurglurbblurgleeurglelere hurhhgblunlunlbbbb" and then they call you the n word (N*ruto). Then proceeds to teabag you and it's shit talk on Xbox live is just some nightmare fuel gurgling bubble sound with slurs mixed in. You're screaming and crying and maybe even pissing, who knows. You try grabbing the sword and wait till they are 1v1ing so you flank Them and they effortlessly mow you down with the smg. So then you do some desperate shit like try to rush them with the needler and the petri dish no scoped you again. Could you imagine getting no scoped in Halo only to find out a fucking Petri dish was the one that did it. ![]()
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